Bronze the tongue hang-up the costumes. I like Kiss. In the 70′s, the late night commercials advertising their impending invasion of Nassau Colliseum were even kind of creepy. And, lucky me, I got to see them in like 1996 at … Continue reading
In which I’m lazy and use an obvious title that rhymes with a common plural noun. You’d think that being a partner in a company that makes fresh, handmade soaps and body and bath products would pay off in some … Continue reading
Snot’s running down my nose. Yeah, I’ll throw a Tull reference in, because that’s just how I roll (also, snot is running down my nose, both literally and figuratively: I’ve been sick with a badger scrotum of a head cold … Continue reading
Paris Hilton’s BFF on MTV Paris Hilton has a TV show on MTV. It’s called “Paris Hilton’s My BFF” or some horseshit along those lines. It’s yet another “reality” show, though this one has the hated “BFF” (best friends forever) … Continue reading
Please avert your gaze. I don’t like people with googly eyes. Marty Feldman gets a pass for the line “Abby Normal?” in Young Frankenstein. But other than that, sorry….can’t handle it. Yet I seem to be seeing a lot of … Continue reading
The view from down here. A lot of people have asked me how I did in my run for Jupiter Inlet District 5. As expected, I lost – both of the other candidates are long time residents that put up … Continue reading
Not Hussein Anyone else notice the number of people who have the middle name Hussein? Holy crap! Why, I only have like 30 friends on Facebook, and a couple of them have the middle name Hussein. I wonder if … Continue reading
Yeah, it sucks. I’ve talked about this before: the battle between wanting to write good, amusing (well, to me anyway) posts and wanting to get one written every day to keep people hanging about (yes, I’m aware that I should … Continue reading
Joe Biden’s debate appearance renews questions about cult leader Carrottop’s power. I was seriously disturbed during the VP debate last week. And it wasn’t the Palin Wink ™ that pushed me over the edge. It was the fact that much … Continue reading
And I don’t do websites, either. Let me clear this up right here. I don’t fucking build websites. I’m not a coder, I’m not a designer. But apparently, since once upon a time I started and ran a company that … Continue reading