Paris Hilton’s BFF on MTV

Paris Hilton has a TV show on MTV.  It’s called “Paris Hilton’s My BFF” or some horseshit along those lines.  It’s yet another “reality” show, though this one has the hated “BFF” (best friends forever) acronym in the title, so it automatically sucks.  I assume, based on the name, that this is a competition among a bunch of young women who want to be Paris Hilton’s BFF (which should automatically eliminate you from winning anything, ever) but if you enjoy watching a talentless bag of water vapor that passes for human interview people for the position of best friend, well this is the show for you.

I watched the last three minutes of an episode which was running before the season finale.  I got three minutes watching a girl in what looked like a faux-rabbit coat hooked up to what they claimed was a lie detector being questioned by a dude that looked like a 70′s porn star while Paris Hilton lounged in the background and thought about her tosies.

The lie detector guy asked questions like “do you think you are the best BFF?” and “will you always be Paris Hilton’s BFF?”  The girl said yes to both, which I think was the right way to go for her.

The audience got to ask questions too, but I couldn’t hear them over the sound of my own screaming.  I did however notice the skinny kid that wore two long dark vertical stripes of black makeup on his upper lip just under his nostrils, which gave him the appearance of someone who had Paris Hilton’s soul running out of his nose.