“Seth and Alex’s Almost Live Comedy Show”: not live, not comedy. Just a whole lot of suck.
Seth MacFarlane, the creator and star of Family Guy, and Alex Borstein, who voices Lois on the show, have teamed up to launch a salvo of shit into your living room this Sunday night.
I just made the horrible mistake of watching a montage of clips from the show (embedded below), which gives us MacFarlane singing the Bill Shatner version of “Rocket Man,” but in Stewie’s voice (see, because it’s in Stewies voice it’s original and interesting, not the lazy, hacky attempt to get laughs from 30-year-old pop culture reference that it looks like), followed by a duet with Borstein on “Surfin’ Bird,” which made me want to shove a pencil through my left eye, and then…fuck it – watch it yourself if you can.
Just goes to show how horribly unfunny you can be and still beat Rupert Murdock out of $100 million.
Fair warning: you can’t un-see this.