That’s the subject line of a spam I just got. Not much more to say about it. Sorta just stands on its own now, doesn’t it? A standout in creativity compared to some of the other subject lines currently in my spam folder:
Scarlett Johansson and her knockers
Always of interest, but what about them? Are they here? Now? NAKED???
We fix your organism
My organism? Is that a reference to my penis?
Mega-huge dimension for you
I’m pretty sure that is reference to my penis.
All women will dream of you
Perhaps because of my new mega-huge dimension and perfectly functioning organism.
utter and complete domination now possible
Well, given the mega-huge dimension, functioning organism and all the women that dream of me, it’s kind of a given, no?
And if all that weren’t enough, I can also get Penisole at a great price!
ATTRACTIVE PRICE! Penisole $0.58
Still, they all pale in comparison to “Elton John Dies In Rocket Ship.” So evocative. So weird. So ironic.