It’s close to midnight, and I’m driving through a deserted commerce park in Jupiter. I’m trying to follow sketchy directions on my phone’s voicemail that end with the phrase, “Call me when you’re lost.” Not an issue: I head towards … Continue reading
I knew there was a reason I loved them back beyond the cute blond thing They just get me. You may have seen this. I had not (surprisingly), and it is so very cool. I’m embedding it below, but really … Continue reading
In the meantime, dig this. I love writing my weekly column for New Times. But there’s more to life than meat (not much more, but more). Which explains why I’ve cracked open my American Express points-bank and cashed in for … Continue reading
Tea Party protesters go to Burger King for sliders If there’s one thing that makes me want to bitch-slap the trustafarians whining about Starbucks, it’s this: Yesterday, on the 31st anniversary of the Iranian Revolution, anti-Ahmadinejad protests took place throughout … Continue reading
Google Buzz doesn’t suck. So as if Twitter and Facebook aren’t enough, I’ve started using Buzz as well (I wrote a short piece on Technorati about its launch). We’ll see how it all shakes out, but thus far it’s easier … Continue reading
Too bad no one cares. But I do. I love watching the America’s Cup. Yes, the boats have gotten pickier and the sailors have gotten less attached to home countries, but it’s still an amazing event to watch (just look … Continue reading
Ashton Kutcher, well known social media junkie and hugely irritating waiter actor, hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend in an attempt to combine two hacky, talentless products of pop culture in the hope that something good will result. No such … Continue reading
Venezuelan President & musical theater fan wants state control over Internet Well, as goes Mexico, so apparently goes Venezuela. While not as damaging to lives and countries as Bush 43′s attempt to tie 9/11 to Iraq, Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez … Continue reading
400 million people now wasting time on site. Yes, it’s true: Facebook has turned six. I know it’s tough to believe, especially as it seems like only yesterday that you started wasting hundreds of hours trying to increase your friend … Continue reading
Zef rap rave. Here’s the deal: it’s tough to take it seriously when someone raps “I’m a ninja,” even if the cat goes by the name Ninja. But it’s still worth catching these two videos from Die Antwoord (The Answer) … Continue reading